Kaynen Pookie Bear

used when you can't get Kaynen off your mind

"Ahh, i miss my, Kaynen Pookie Bear!"

by L4ndonm4x February 11, 2024

National Pookie day

This day is when you take your Pookie out for special events such as a gym date, dinner, or a movie, shit why not all 3

Friend1: did you know today is national Pookie day

Friend 2:really where are you taking me

by Bigboyrich February 22, 2024

scran pookie

a person that pops up in your house and steals all your food while shitting in your oven at the same time

oh dam it my neighbour needed some scran pookie earlier now I have to clean it up!

I hate it when they scran pookie everywhere

by darn it slay cookiemonster March 29, 2024

Passport Pookie

An American Black Man who travels abroad, documents his journey on social media, and conducts himself in a degenerate manner while abroad.

Look at that Passport Pookie having sex with that girl on a party boat, IN PUBLIC where everybody can see. Making us all look bad, smh.

by MelvinDiggsIsChillin March 2, 2025

Unk pookie

Someone that use the bathroom anywhere and anytime.

Damn unk pookie u stay in that bathroom shii butt.

by Tsmuchmore June 14, 2025

Perth Pokies

A species of gambling machine rumoured to exist west of the Nullarbor, but actually rarer than a FIFO bloke who doesn’t own a jet-ski. In Perth, the only “pokies” you’ll find are scratchies from the servo—tiny cardboard disappointment tiles you frantically scrape like a desperate tradie trying to remove evidence before the missus gets home.

Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies

“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”

by SDSyd December 10, 2025

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021