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Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me
Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred
by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020
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this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022
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Plead the 5th

Not admit to being guilty or innocent, because doing either may get you into trouble.
Friend: Did you bring back edibles from Colorado?

Me: I plead the 5th!
by Yeeha234 August 23, 2017
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guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.
I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.
by Rod Brock March 11, 2007
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Pleskac

Damn!!! he's a Pleskac
by Plesy May 2, 2008
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Pleasure Island

1. The mythical island where everyone has sex, or shimmy-shams, all the time.(Not to be confused with the island visited by pinocchio).
2. The place where couples visit when they shimmy sham.
Mrs. Grossman told us that we were jackasses on pleasure island. That seemed like a compliment to me.
by Irishdude52 February 4, 2009
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Plebosaurus-Rex

These carnivorous creatures lack friends, and make themselves look really good because they also lack self-esteem. These creatures know that they are Plebs and thus they don't change. They feed on the penises of teachers, being massive arse-kissers. If they get detentions then their lives are over, then contemplate suicide.

Some Plebosaurus-Rexes do commit suicide and even the family members will dance on their overly-wide graves. Life is better this way as scientists like Steven Hawking know their threat on the popularity of others while P-Rexes are in a close proximity. Steven, and millions of others like me, want P-Rexes to be extinct from the planet as they are a large danger to humanity.
Chris: Lol, I just owned him on facebook! Look how popular I am, Imaginary Friend!
Spencer: Don't be a Plebosaurus-Rex, Chris!

Chris: Oh no! A detention! Why!! My life is RUINED!! I'm always licking Mr. Lavender's arse!
Lewis: You're such a Plebosaurus-Rex.
by LemonyStuff February 23, 2011
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