Ping Pong

A person that is severely mentally challenged in common sense.

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong

by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023

ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

Ha-ping!

Ha-ping is a word similar to the word "Yeet". It is used when you get something good, or score a certain amount of points.

Usually when bois hang out and finish a game, they say:"Ha-ping!"
Ha-ping, mate, you scored 10 points!

by Dami69420 January 4, 2021

iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).

Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!

by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018

Ping

In Warhammer: Age of Reckoning every Class has a Moral Ability which tosses the target a range* distance away from you.

This move is highly useful in Scenarios (Battlegrounds) with lava or drops in them which can kill players if you 'ping' them into it or for just tossing an enemy towards your allies.

The word 'Ping' comes from the concept of flicking the target given the average size of a players monitor making it seem as though you just flicked the target with a finger, "Ping!".

"So I pinged him into the lava and shot him with a snare so he couldn’t get out and died, lol."

by Ollie_Miles February 9, 2009

Ping

A Parasite in your Spanish class

Stop ping

by miaw cats December 7, 2021