Phone fingers

When you're typign on yuor phone but your fat figners are too big for the tiny-as-fcuk kyes and yuo misspell evrey secodn word

A: hye mate, whta's up?
B: lol what?
A; sorry, fuckign phone fingers

by PÜNGLICH April 13, 2014

Phone Moocher

Someone who uses their friend's phone to avoid paying their own mobile fees.

- "Hey dude, where's your phone?"
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."

by infected xD July 27, 2010

booty phone

A phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. Used specifically for booty calls. A number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.

Last night I took a shower and my gf read my text. I gotta get a booty phone!

I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.

by 33000 October 11, 2011

money on the phone

When somebody brags about their success and wealth on social media.

The phrase was first coined by Filthy Frank in the song "Hood Rich" in the line "money on the phone, but I'm broke", showing that while he talks big game online, in reality he has no money.

Travis: Ayo you see Chad braggin about how much he pulls in on Twitter?
Brad: Yeah. Kid has money on the phone, but he's broke.

by mrpravo June 18, 2018

Buxton's Phone

The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.

Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.

Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".

by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011

redneck phone

Half of a mud covered flip phone.

that phone is as good as a redneck phone

by Mejjk June 24, 2017

Phone Job

When a girl figuratively sucks your dick over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.

Ex. Hallie was so impressed by John's guitar that she gave him a phone job.

by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018