gold and a pager

the answer to every math problem every invented

Teacher: Excuse me mike, what is the answer to number 57?
Mike: uh... gold and a pager

by mattscott23 March 18, 2008

Jimmy Page

A overrated guitar player with horrible tone.
He usually creates pentatonic solos, and they sound like shit!
Played in a great band led Zeppelin but was a piece of crap guitar player!
Has never played guitar cleanly in his life.

Oh man you'r playing as bad as Jimmy Page
Holy Crap that jimmy page sucks at guitar.
Man if Steve Vai had no arms, he would still be 600 times better than Jimmy Page

by Guitar God January 12, 2008

white page

an extemely large load of sperm that covers the victims entire face

Dude did you see that chick's face? She just got white paged.

by bludevil October 2, 2009

pageturner

A vagina that maintains a level of moistness that is ideal for wetting your finger in order to turn the page of a book.

1. If you're reading in bed just fondle her pageturner if you're having trouble turning pages.

2. She's always ready for action because she has a nice pageturner.

by Carniverous January 10, 2012

page 80

the thing we should be reading to are children

me:let's read page 80. Random baby:goo goo

by Michelle mell September 27, 2020

Jack Page

one hot guy who lives in santa barbara

damn jack page is so hot

by sexychick1995 June 1, 2010

Mrs. Padgett

A teacher from Arkansas who speaks with a southern twang and insists on being the world's biggest creep, she constantly grabs and talks to her students like she is one and is altogether creepy. She absolutely adores the football players and seems to favor and like them more, she is definatly a teacher who plays favorites. Mrs. Padgett likes to dance, speak, and act like a lunatic and she is just plain CRAZY! If you were to have her as a teacher, you need to beware and be cautious! You have been warned!

That girl is a total Mrs. Padgett.

by ScaredLittleStudent November 26, 2011