P.U.O

Put you on!

Sarah: you saw the cute guy from school?
Jessie: yeah, we are friends... want me to p.u.o?
Sarah: YESSS!

by misslea.\ October 24, 2020

p day

a pimps birthday !

happy p day to da pimp yessir /happy birthday

by soignekj January 6, 2021

Not a P

The term "not a P" is a quicker way of saying "not a problem".

"is that going to be ok with you?" "yer yer, not a p"
"Can you have that report done by 4.30?" "not a p"

by Greg Howard December 19, 2006

`12qaz3wsx4edc5rfv6tgb7yhn8ujm9ik,0ol.-p;/=[‘]#

its the ultimate example of human boredom we all been there and this is one of the high stages of boredom so you can be proud to be one of the bored people in the world.

jea I know you will try more combinations, stay bored and.
u r welcome

Me: im bored
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuiklop
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: plmkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaq
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: qwazesxrdctfvygbuhnijmokpl
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop#asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: /.,mnbvcxz’;lkjhgfdsa#poiuytrewq=-0987654321`
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-‘=#
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: #=’-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: `1qa2zws3xed4crf5vtg6byh7nuj8mik9,ol0.p;-/‘=#
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: #’=/;-.pl0,ok9mij8nuh7byg6vtf5crd4xes3zwa2q1
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-‘=#
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: #’/.;=-pl,mko09ijnbhu87ygvcft65rdxzse43waq21`
Computer keyboard: …………
Me: `12qaz3wsx4edc5rfv6tgb7yhn8ujm9ik,0ol.-p;/=‘#

by FishLoungs November 6, 2019

P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

Where Nemo is located& where other lost fish go

Person 1: "AH!! I lost my fish!!"
Person 2: " Did you check P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

by justkeepswimming258369 February 2, 2012

slurpin the doodi p

the act of having a soon to be ex girlfriend,who you found out cheated on you,give you a blow job after you have had anal sex with another women.cleaning your penis off after the analsex is not allowed.telling the ex priceless.

Bitch wants to cheat on me ,well she soon will be slurpin the doodi p.

by joe zee April 26, 2007

Pushin’ P

Pushin’ P is slang made popular by Gunna and is most similar to “keeping it player,” which is where someone remains true to themself and acts in an acceptable manner. Gunna also stated that “P don’t just mean Playa, P also mean paper too. You could be pushing this P with paper too.”

"Pointers in the Patek and my piece, I'm Pushin’ P "

by BonkerTM January 7, 2022