p-phub 

also phub
(n.) Portmanteau of "phone" and "snub;" an act of inconsiderately paying attention to one's smartphone when one should be paying attention to a person in real life.

(v.) Portmanteau of "phoning" and "snubbing". Turning your attention to your smartphone when you're hanging out or talking with someone in real life. Often seen as rude or annoying.

"She didn't even notice I had gotten down on one knee and that I had a ring in my hand; she had her phone out, p-phubbing me by checking her freaking Instagram."
"Dude, I'm so sorry! That's like, the ultimate p-phub, man."

p-phub by propergrammarissexxxy December 4, 2015

p-phubbing 

p-phubbing, otherwise known as ignoring friends and family in favor of a smartphone, has a negative impact on relationship satisfaction, life satisfaction can even contribute to depression.

I tried to get her attention with some down Polaroids of me naked, bitch ended up just p-phubbing with her friends.

p-phubbing by Double Dick Don Juan July 10, 2016

P hub hero

P hub hero A man who puts a porn on that everyone loves Good quality of the porno

I want to be a p hub Hero

P hub hero by Kingofdick May 1, 2022

P-hub fallacy

Pointing out a certain contraband or prohibited action alike which only implies said person pointing it out also knows or is involved in said prohibition.
Though it doesnt have to be immoral, it could just be akward or embarrassing.

P-hub intro plays
B : hey, you cant watch that here are you crazy?
A : watch what? What am i watching?
B : thats obviously p-hub
A : you know what the intro sounds like??

C : you just proved the p-hub fallacy B

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B : how do you- yknow, do it with your fingers?
A : oh, 5 inch in the curl
A : i mean, thats what they said! I dont know myself i havent tried anything like that yet.
B : ? Did you just excecute the p-hub fallacy

P-hub fallacy by Anoneeneemus December 12, 2024

PPHub 

Another name for P**nhub.

PPHub is a weird place (probably I don't know)

PPHub by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020