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one hit wonder 

Any band that only has one song anyone remembers
"Hey dude, Remember Crazy Town?"
"Who?"
"They did that song Butterfly"
"Oh yea, those posers"
one hit wonder by Anonymous August 12, 2003

one-eyed willie 

1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the penis' head.
2) One-eyed willy, both alternate spelling and definition.
Expression's origins: derived from the name popular character from the film "Goonies" (although this context has been permutated with time). See also dong, dick, schlong, willy, wang, johnson, cock.
I have six beers, and next thing I know, I'm staring into the eye of Jake's one-eyed willie.
one-eyed willie by Jenn F September 23, 2005

one hundred million smiling little ones 

The little tadpoles in your semen
look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

One armed willy 

An urban legend about a one armed man that roams the woods at night giving unsuspecting victims one armed handjobs. Known mainly in the upper peninsula of Michigan, more specifically in the keewenaw peninsula in the county of Baraga (named after William Baraga aka one armed willy).
One armed willy snuck up on me in the woods and boy am I sore
One armed willy by Onearmedwilly September 15, 2015

One Punch Man 

A bald boi who can fucking kill anyone and anything in one punch. He's so powerful in fact, that there's never a single moment when he's at his limit or uses his full power.
Hey dude did you see One Punch Man the other day?

Hell yeah it's freaking awesome. I wonder when there will actually be an enemy strong enough for One Punch Man to actually have to try to defeat.
A small joint of cannabis. Usually rolled with a small rizla.
Jimmy: oh my days! have you seen how much of a tramp fanny is? Shes smoking a one pot
one pot by Mr O GeeDOT March 14, 2008