Blown Job

When a girl is about to give you a blow job and all of a sudden, out of your own stupidity, you say or do something that makes her angry or ruins the mood and she ceases all blowing activity. This is not to be confused with some unforeseen events like an earthquake or a tornado occurring while you are about to be given a blowjob; unfortunate as it may be, it is not a blown job.

Greg: Hey man, how'd it go with Ashley last night?

Caleb: I accidentally called her Stacy, and I ended up getting a blown job.

Greg: Sucks... well, you wouldn't know.

by TheDaveTrain May 6, 2011

Air Job

Noun: The art or act of pantomiming a blow job.

It's like Air Guitar but with an Air Penis instead.

Verb: Air Jobbing

Kristy is such a prude and probably wouldn't touch a real dick, but damn! Did you see how hot she looked when she did that air job?

by Drakonnen June 10, 2010

jobs a fish

used when you've done a good job or you are happy with something

you have just finished your day at work. 'Jobs a fish'

by Tom Parkinson May 4, 2004

knob job

a.) Oral sex performed on a man in which the performer centers their attention just to the head of the penis. Also referred to as " polishing a door knob".
b.) Common practice of a female lowering her vagina over an automobile's gear shift knob, usually done after coming home without getting laid or having a fetish for auto-erotica.
c.) The twisting of the hand around the male penis, especially over the head, as if turning a door knob, during the performance of oral sex or masturbation.

Judy told Cindy that she had to knob job her gear shift last night because she was so horny.

Barbara told her date that if he didn't fuck her she would ride the gear shift(knob job).

Sharon can't suck cock worth a shit; she a knob jobber.

Linda jacked me off so hard last night, I thought she would tear my knob off.

by Renown February 22, 2008

snow job

An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.

The entire presentation was a complete snow job.

by JS July 24, 2003

panty job

When your GF takes off her moist panties and puts them on you prior to accomodating the pepperoni.

"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that panty job."

by redneck kicker January 19, 2008

spit job

hand job with spit used as lube.

Cara gives a great spit job.

by John123450586942 April 12, 2008