couch corn

similar to couch potato but it's used for people who go to cinema a lot.

-Have you watched the movie 'Alice in Wonderland'
-I'm not a couch corn like you to go and see whatever is produced.

by Alishahbaz June 6, 2010

couch material

Couch material is when you get couch vibes. It describes the type of person who can make out a couch and make out damn well.

I was gonna make out with him but he's just not couch material.

by Hshshgdh October 17, 2019

Whore Couch

A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-

Ryan's whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.

by poopy tacito September 3, 2009

couch knowledge

The state of knowing nothing.

The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.

Tom thinks he's smart, but he only has couch knowledge.

by catsarecool383 December 19, 2010

Red Couched

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.

I just red couched Victor at the garden party

by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021

Couch Patting

Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.

Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!

I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!

by Nita81 October 17, 2011

ham couch

Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.

Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."

MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."

MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"

MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"

Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."

MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"

Me: "Whatever, ham couch."

Police: "What's the problem here?"

MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"

Police: "What does that even mean?"

MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"

Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."

by WaxorWolf February 12, 2023