Owen-Comering

Masturbating In a Class and or Before class.

Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall

by OrgyPig March 18, 2011

OWDA

Means: Oxygen Wasting Dumb Ass.
Pronounced: Oh-Duh
People who are on Earth to do nothing but waste the oxygen meant for smarter people.

David: Hey Joe, you hungry?
Joe: Yea, I sure am!
David: What do you want from Subway?
Joe: Do they have sandwiches there?
David: No Joe... They only serve Chinese...

Ryan: Marcus asked me yesterday what ketchup was made from..
Robert: Wow, Marcus is such an OWDA.

by RicanChili June 5, 2011

owentervention

when someone named owen is being a tool or is being a dipshit, you have an intervention for the person who is victimized by owen

"they got back together?!?"
"time for an owentervention."

by anonanz June 12, 2013

Own Man

Not a follower, someone who is able to act on his own behalf, without fear of someone not liking

James use to be his own man, now he just dick rides Shawn and agrees with everything he says. It's like he's scared to defend himself whenever Shawn calls him a bitchh hahha

by original April 30, 2015

owow

1) Shortening of "Oh wow!" for Internet emphasis.

2) Shortening of ow ow. An example of a cat call.

1) owow that is pretty much the coolest thing I've seen this week.

2) So I was like, "owow you a fine girl," and she starts swingin' her purse around like she tryin'a start a fight.

by Amsel August 15, 2016

owen girl

A wonderful, and beautiful girl. even though she has a boys name she is very girly and nice. she isn't rich, but she dresses to impress and has the best style. not skinny, but has a very nice body that guys secretly love.

DANG Owen girl is thickkkkkkkkk
gotta love owens girls body
do you see that girl, wow such an Owen girl!!!!

by annoynamos12345678910 February 10, 2017

owen taylor

Owen Taylor is a highly sophisticated specimen and one of many talents. This genius could play a high intensity game of baseball, curl 1000 kg weights and bake an exquisite cake, that would put Mary Berry to shame, all in 10 seconds. His academic prowess rises him above all others and he never ceases to impress and amaze though he has never led his blinding talents get in the way of his amazing friendliness and modesty. He is the best friend you could wish for but also, with his balls of steel, he is the best lover you could wish for. His rock hard abs are an inspiration to all and will make all of the girls flock. Owen is so incredibly kind that he is too afraid to accept the women’s admiration for him. He could be riding a girl and slapping them silly and STILL not admit their obvious affection towards him. He is the perfect balance between the best porn star and the best scientist. He is the nicest person you will ever meet and is the best friend you could hope for. He is somewhat clueless and quirky but this is only because of his obvious disregard of the advances of loveable girls and that’s what makes him special. No one can deny that he is both the best friend that you have always wanted and the boyfriend that girls have always needed. Girls want him; guys want to be him. A guy who plays sport, looks good, has abs, is intelligent and highly friendly, kind and amusing is definitely the best king of guy. Could you ask for more?

I wish I was that guy... must be an Owen Taylor

by Joe Cawthorn July 19, 2018