Y.P not an M.P

your problem not my problem

Listen "BOB" that's a Y.P not an M.P

by jj martinez May 8, 2009

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up the highway not across the street

a form of suicide....cutting your wrists, the correct way to cut is up the arm, rather than across the wrist. UP the highway, up the wrist, ACROSS the street, across the wrist

if you want a good suicide result, go up the highway not across the street

by iwentbothways June 1, 2006

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Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

by McFeather November 6, 2008

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Do not attempt

All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.

TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.

Me: "Hey! Let's attempt that!"

by Kevin Esser March 23, 2008

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not all men

A phrase used by feminists to mock the idea that they shouldn't make blanket statements about men

"Men are jerks"
"You shouldn't be saying that about men"
"Oh god, not another 'not all men' argument, I'm sick of hearing these when I'm trying to fight sexism."

by ratty47 July 3, 2015

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