brain-ninja'd

(verb) to mess with a member of the opposite sex's head, usually by women. Originates from the comedy routine of comedian Dane Cook.

"Peter needed to talk after Maria brain-ninja'd him."

by strongbadia7 December 9, 2007

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Nose Ninja

After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.

Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!

by dkinirvine January 8, 2010

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nagger ninja

A human being having the power to know everything about anything. They also have supper strength. They are not able to fly because no Ninjas are able to fly, thats just crazy. They are normally found with curly hair and are full blood jewish. The way you know if you've really found a real life Nagger Ninja is by them presenting legal documentation of a black belt with their name on it. Nagger Ninjas can be very dangerous, DO NOT approch them if you are half cuban and half bosnian.

OMG, i just saw a Nagger Ninja fly!

that would be a perfect example of something crazy.

by Ninjanagger December 25, 2010

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Stink ninja

Pulling up ones shirt over ones nose while using a toilet facility to avoid the smell of the previous user

Jason walks into the bathroom after adam has shit and thinks "GODDAM THIS TOILET FUCKEN STINKS, TIME TO DO THE OLD STINK NINJA" pulling his shirt up over his nose and thus finds urinating at work bearable once more. True story

by raymonty January 22, 2012

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