simp

A simp (a.k.a simp sillen) is when a guy known as matt sillen falls for a girl so he proceeds to scoop them in his 2008 Toyota corolla and buys them pods.

Guy 1: See that kid over their?
Guy 2: Yea
Guy 1: He is simp sillen

by dripster69 June 7, 2020

Simp

Simp

Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.

Sean Mcleary is a Simp for Ocean Sinclair

by Simp Mcleary April 25, 2021

Simp

Someone who idolizes mediocre pussy; looks pasts all the real facts and flaws of someone and will do anything for their love and affection

Look at that guy Sal, he would do anything for that girl Rose! He is such a simp!

by NIMMYTURNER May 21, 2020

Simp

Simp for

S uper

I ntense
M inecraft
P layer

Friend: Hey!
Me: Hi!
Friend: I am a Professional LOL player!
Me: Well I'm a SIMP

Friend: What?
Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player

by 7Macros February 21, 2021

SIMP

Shit
In
My
Pants

person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?"
person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."

by Quackxrs April 12, 2020

Simp

Ian.Just Ian.No one else is a simp.Its just Ian.

Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.

by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020

Simp

A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.

John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”

by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019