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March 16th

“Today is March 16th right” “Yes it’s national big dick day
by -Selena October 16, 2019
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March 1

The day that the guys with the most gigantic dicks are born on. Their schlong is so long it’s like a 3rd leg.
Hey bro, look at that guy’s massive cock!
Oh, probably born on March 1st.
by Simp42069 February 21, 2021
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March 26

If you’re born on March 26 you have to have a big cock I’m talking massive, 11 inches or over, cock
Oh yeah you’re born on March 26, that’s lucky bro.
by Ya Boi Lemon October 16, 2019
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March Mustache Madness

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.
Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"
by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008
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March 10th

The 69th day of the year. Celebrate by 69ing with that special someone.
The March 10th Rap:
...Yeah raise your beer for the 69th day of the year.
March 10th is the most important date so tell me baby how will you celebrate
hoe's bring your hair ties guys can't hold i when they're down by your thighs
Now let me break down the position for you
for all those kids who wanna try something new
don't worry about your guy smelling your but as you get a grand view of his left nut...
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march 3

by black man with a mustache November 2, 2019
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The Merchant

The Merchant is a man who resides in the East Greenwich area and rarely cares/needs to venture out of his territory. He deals with fine wines and cigars and hosts a plethora of crazy parties filled with friends. The Merchant currently has only one trade ship of his own but he can call upon a sizeable fleet if the need presents itself

The Parties at The Merchant's trade post are very exclusive, and only those who are on the guest list are allowed to attend. He is usually fairly peaceful but if angered, he is a formidable foe as he is equally as formidable as he is large! Should this not be enough to deter any issues, he can always call upon a small army to aid him in his endeavors. He can usually be found by the smoke clouds puffing away from his fine cigars that he perpetually smokes.

The Merchant was orginally named by Adam and known by only a few. Even today (years later) there are few who know The Merchant, and even fewer who know The Merchant's real name but there are countless who know of The Merchant and The Merchant's parties.
The Merchant of East Greenwich
The Merchant of the East side of G
by Anaxagoras May 22, 2006
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