An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
Get the Ass-Hair Mulletmug. Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
Get the Mullet Wankermug. A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)
hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.
by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022
Get the mullet toothmug. "Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016
Get the Retired Mulletmug. how was she last night bro?'
'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'
'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'
'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'
'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'
'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'
'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'
by Skeet boy September 3, 2022
Get the Mulletmug. A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.
How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?
OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
by Stubacca73 September 25, 2017
Get the chunky mulletmug. by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020
Get the mullet ridemug.