squad massage

When you and your squad go to da massage parlor to get yo squad massaged.

"I bought my squad a squad massage for Christmas. I can't wait to use it!

by bakup4_nhoe January 9, 2015

Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.

Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017

thirsty message

A thirsty message is a text message that is followed by a message ,that was not replied to , in hopes to speed up the reply process.

Sarah sent me a message asking if I have plans, then about 5 minutes later she sent me a thirsty message saying the same thing.

by Beefangel August 13, 2017

Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.

"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."

by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017

taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.

Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!

by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018

Anal Massacre

Anal Massacre is a social simulation video game series developed and published by Nintendo

I played anal massacre last night, It was fun!

by FukJerry February 11, 2019