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mortal tipout

A version of the popular basketball game "tip out", aka 21. Basically, a bunch of guys gather around a basketball goal and it's every man for himself, trying to score 21 points. Each normal basket is worth one point, and you get to take free throws after you score, and keep shooting them untill you miss (while everyone else waits for a potential rebound). If someone tips a missed free throw in, it's worth two points.

Mortal tipout is played with no rules whatsoever, and violence is encouraged. Basically, me and some buddies that were too drunk/stupid for our own good came up with it, but it's very addictive.
You might get pushed to the court hard, playing mortal tipout.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.
Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008
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Marial

Marial is a boy full of love and joy sometimes he can be a little bit down but he always finds a way to happy. He says a lot of stupid words but it's what makes him spacial in my opinion he has the cutest smile in the world. If you guys meet him in real life trust me your gonna love him. He is very loyal to friends and girls. Is you ever me a Marial fight for him never let him go.

He's the hottest boy in the world

Isn't he!!
Dang it's a Marial
by Hiijones September 25, 2018
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Mortal Kombat

Cursed video "game" that was created by the devil to trick our youth into sinning.
"Wow, that really was a Mortal Kombat".
by basicbadger May 11, 2021
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The authoritative assumption of state-brains even when they are nonsensical, look stupid, and are making a public mockery of themselves. These usually start with statements affirming their own moral virtues on issues like racism, sexism etc. Values that when so forefront in your mind that they are brought up without being asked during substantive policy debate, imply that you actually struggle with these issues yourself. They will mistake those who try to inform them of how it's coming across (for their own good) to stop the public embarrassment as attacks from political opposition inherently political in nature. This allows the display to go on for large amounts of time unchecked and further display of their own ignorance through blatant assumptions and dismissals of criticism. These events are a phenomena in western societies recently as policies in academia have drifted from merit based to identity based thinking. In scenarios where a Leader-of-State is the victim, there is virtually no telling how long it will go on and often is never explained or discussed once it is found out.
Once Justin Trudeau (Canadas Prime Minister) defended a state-backed media organizations claim that it wasn't state funded after Twitter placed a new badge on their profile. Completely lacking the self awareness of what giving a publicized statement in response would obviously look like. His Morally-Superior High Ground Syndrome allowed this and the enshrined culture allowed it past everyone. Not just him.

Another ex: Younger women will often make it a point to their possible spouses that they are independent and dont need help. This is done based on a prejudice against men and being so confident in the assumption that they want to control you, think it is a reasonable thing to blurt out when two adults are on a date for the first time. Men have noted this and have also explained the oddness found in someone assuming anything else. This is an expectation of every adult human being, we didn't get the memo that this had to be stated on first dates.
by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
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sexual morale

The measure of any man or women.

you dont mind being within sight of either male or female genitalia.

You can last ages in bed and dont find the opposites sexes genitalia gross.
Woman walks out of the shower naked

man: put some clothes on

woman: omg get some sexual morale
by prince bjebus 2 October 26, 2013
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objective morality

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.
"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."
by Ravio October 4, 2016
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