1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass
2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.
3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you
4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon
5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.
3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you
4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon
5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine
yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine
(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine
(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
by fuckov March 5, 2008
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Basically, a 'machine' that uses many ordinary items, and positions them in a way so that when activated, sometimes by 'knocking down the first domino' so to speak, it leads to a series of events that are all activated by the previous events.
They are most always elaborate, with many things going on at one time.
They are hard to build, and sometimes take over 4 months and a millions hours to build, but the results are spectacular.
They are most always elaborate, with many things going on at one time.
They are hard to build, and sometimes take over 4 months and a millions hours to build, but the results are spectacular.
Child 1: Hey, let's play Mouse Trap!
Child 2: I heard that's something called a Rube Goldberg Machine!
Teen 1: Have you seen Ok Go's new video, 'This Too Shall Pass'? It's totally a Rube Goldberg Machine!
Child 2: I heard that's something called a Rube Goldberg Machine!
Teen 1: Have you seen Ok Go's new video, 'This Too Shall Pass'? It's totally a Rube Goldberg Machine!
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by coolkix June 6, 2016
Get the Fluid Washing machine mug.Beautiful City located in scenic northern Michigan. Known as a vacation spot for many with attractions including Lakes Cadillac and Mitchell which are perfect for cruising around on a beautifully crafted award-winning Four Winns speedboat. Caberfae Peaks Ski and Golf Resort is located nearby for those who prefer to ride on some of the steepest slopes in Michigan.
Cadillac High School students are known for having very high ACT scores but also for having some of the gnarliest parties, where attendance often reaches the hundreds. Our Cadillac Vikings regularly dominate the Big North Conference in our high school athletics especially in the sports of football and hockey. In fact the two teams combined accumulate approximately 3.5 opponent-hospitalizations a year.
Our women are average but our weed is top-notch as we have strong connections with detroit drug rings, so you can be sure that if you come to Cadillac, you'll have access to some of the stickiest buds in the north.
If there is one complaint about Cadillac it is the aggressive homophobia of our residents. All homosexuals were run out of the town in the early 90's and now make their home in Traverse City to the north.
Cadillac High School students are known for having very high ACT scores but also for having some of the gnarliest parties, where attendance often reaches the hundreds. Our Cadillac Vikings regularly dominate the Big North Conference in our high school athletics especially in the sports of football and hockey. In fact the two teams combined accumulate approximately 3.5 opponent-hospitalizations a year.
Our women are average but our weed is top-notch as we have strong connections with detroit drug rings, so you can be sure that if you come to Cadillac, you'll have access to some of the stickiest buds in the north.
If there is one complaint about Cadillac it is the aggressive homophobia of our residents. All homosexuals were run out of the town in the early 90's and now make their home in Traverse City to the north.
Just won the Big North Conference Championship, only thing left to do is enjoy this tasty sack of Northern Lights in my Four Winns SL222. Damn I love Cadillac, Michigan
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My Machiavellian step-daughter attempted to extort money from me and ruin my reputation when I divorced her mother.
by crappieguide December 30, 2013
Get the machiavellian mug.Here's the official story of the Michigan Mop Job. Originally the line was "Plus I'll swallow because I don't have anything to lose." But Standards & Practices wouldn't approve it to air. In fact, they wouldn't allow ANY known euphemism for a sex act involving semen eating .
So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.
In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
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So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.
In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
Source(s):
http://community.happiestgaycouple.com/0...
by IndyQueer February 27, 2009
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