Pencil Masturbation

When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.

Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!

by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019

Cole masturbation

Cole masturabtion is where the famous cole will master the bation, he will first chop the long stick into multiple pieces while doing some karate moves "HUTAHHHHHHH" he will often moan and groan during this strange but unique ritual, once the stick is chopped up he will throw it into the hot boiling milkshake, he will most likely miss but should at least get once sliced up price into it, once he has successfully done this he will start to float and fancily sip a cup of coffee, once the boiling process has finished he will fall from he air, cracking his neck causing him to die, one of his sons will come out from no where and sprinkle cum ((or more commonly known as sudioshiestamakoletes)) all over his body, but before this he will be striped nude.

Jerry: omg, have you see cole masturbation?
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.

by Have some dick mate July 1, 2017

compulsive masturbation

Addiction to masturbation

I'm having my first compulsive masturbation.

by AstroCatz May 14, 2016

anal masturbation

noun
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object

"Anal masturbation feels really good, and I frequently do it in the shower."

by arypter December 8, 2019

Prussian masturbation

Jerking off and listening to prussia's gloria att the same time

"Last night I did a prussian masturbation with my friends"

by Wilhelm April 10, 2020

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

reverse masturbation

An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.

Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”

Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”

by Triggered To Death June 22, 2020