Tall Maggot

Someone who continuously forces marbles into their anus for 12 days straight, to gain wizard-like powers. Which fails, then to check if it works, they crank a horses' handbrake, and slap a kipper on the barbie.

Child: Go to bed
Father: Fuck you I'm a tall maggot.

Confused? Yes, so are we.

by sexysexymen March 13, 2011

maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006

ass maggot

one clinging to life as a parasite of the ass, allowing for the survival of devolved ass-latched peoples.

Catholic Priests, and the red headed step children they rape.

by foshizzle December 3, 2003

maggot

Extreme state of intoxication resulting from excessive intake of drugs

Lets grab a tinnie and get maggot

by Timmah May 6, 2003

maggle

Man giggles.

Bryant always maggles after you tickle him.

by FTM2011 September 16, 2011

breathing maggots

A term often used by old people to explain the feeling of being hot and sweaty, also can be said as "breeding maggots".

Dale: arnt you hot wearing that coat?

Grandma Jam: eeeeee im breathing maggots

Dale: You must be cos im sweating cobs.

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

Having a row with the maggot

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.

Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!

by Grimmy Bumdirt February 28, 2011