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Someone who continuously forces marbles into their anus for 12 days straight, to gain wizard-like powers. Which fails, then to check if it works, they crank a horses' handbrake, and slap a kipper on the barbie.
Child: Go to bed
Father: Fuck you I'm a tall maggot.

Confused? Yes, so are we.
by sexysexymen February 26, 2011
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