hot lunch

latin: Cacatus manduco
The Hot lunch takes the Hot Carl a steamy step further. One partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn't matter whose). After the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have sex with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover's mouth with a delicious fusion of cum and dump, also known as "cump."
From the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

The sexual pleasure of the Hot Lunch speaks for itself, but less obvious is the way in which it has helped millions of people overcome their aversions to actual hot lunches by replacing terrifying memories of sweaty school cafeteria food with beautiful, aromatic mouthfuls of cump.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

Falcon Lunch

If Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, Falcon Lunch is the lunch of champions. It consists of a jelly doughnut and a sammich, as well as Falcon Punch to drink. Falcon Lunches can only be confined within a Falcon Lunchbox.

Guy 1: Where do I find one of these Falcon Lunches?

Guy 2: At Meta-Mart.

by The Breakfast Champion November 27, 2010

Tubby Lunchbox

A person who pretends to be in excellent physical shape but in reality they have absolutely zero muscle definition and the only thing holding their body together is flabby skin and fat rolls.

I thought that girl's body was rockin' until we got back to my room and I realized she was nothing but a tubby lunchbox!

by J-Hole Volcano March 28, 2013

munch a box lunch

a polite euphemism for cunnilingus

Hey, Baby! How would you like it if I munch a box lunch?

by Guy Fontana April 27, 2007

hot bag lunch

when you burp into a vagina, either on purpose or by accident.

"After my chili cheese fries, I accidentally hot bag lunched my girl when she asked me to go down on her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"

by Deadbrother February 4, 2009

Luchowa

The ancient art of applying for a job with Tim Westwood and then stealing all his condoms, right under his nose.

"I fully Luchowa'd it man. I got busted with dem jonnies dem by Big Dog Tim Westwood."

by Tom Turnbull December 24, 2007

Packing a Boxed Lunch

A discreet term for a lesbian. Made popular in the movie "Slither."

Bro #1: "Your sister is probably packing a boxed lunch."

Bro #2: "Yeah dude, she totally lezzes out when she gets drunk."

Bro #1: "Lets video tape it and put it on the internet!"

Bro #2: "Awesome bro!"

*high-five... then, they slowly kiss*

by Dick McPornoname January 14, 2009