Abraham Lincoln

The dumbass who ended slavery

Jake: Dude, why is this black guy playing basketball on the TV, shouldn't he be in the field?

Nick: Nah, Abraham Lincoln ended slavery.

Jake: Fucking Lincoln!

by Adam Sobieraj July 7, 2010

abe lincoln

this one requires a little preparation. you shave your own pubes. then ya save them. at the point of load blowage you goo on the girlies face and quickly throw your pubes. BAM-- good ol' abe lincoln.

after that abe lincoln i was choking on short and curlies for DAYS!!!!!

by bean flicker July 21, 2006

internet lingo

anagrams on the internet/aim for lazy typers.

example of internet lingo:
jane; "omg! tyler totally slipped on that banana peel today and practically broke his ass!"
john; "lol! omg! r u serious?"

omg = oh my god
lol = laugh out loud
wtf = what the fuck
wth = what the hell
rofl = rolling on floor laughing
lmao = laughing my ass off
ttyl = talk to you later
imho = in my humble opinion
idk = i don't know
idc = i don't care
idr = i don't remember
jk = just kidding
r = are
u = you
...and so on

by scarlet :] April 5, 2008

Abe Lincoln

When the "male" jizzes on a woman's chin and then rips out his pubes and lovingly puts them on her jizz covered chin thus, making a beard like Honest Abe's.

Ronan gave Nicole lane an Abe Lincoln on saturday.

by rusaidmj November 16, 2006

abraham lincoln

when you jizz on someones face, cut your pubes off and put them on their face, then put a top hat on them.

why are you cutting you pubes off and putting them on my face afteryoujizzed on it?
im giving you an abraham lincoln

by jenkem110 July 9, 2009

Port Lincoln

1. A town located in the Eyre Peninsular of South Australia.
2. A "hole"

1. "Have you ever been to Port Lincoln? I hear the beach is nice in Summer."
2. "Wow man, I live in Port Lincoln." "A hole?" "Yeah man."

by ShiroChan March 7, 2011

linkophile

A person having an ardent interest in, and enthusiasm for internet sites, or "links".

Brad adds so many urls to his blog, he's a total linkophile.

by Blogfiend April 22, 2003