Lunch Boxed

Gettin so wacked on Molly and Blow that you are a totally useless human for a minimum of 2-3 days.
I ate so many pills and blew so many lines at Coachella in was lunch boxed for like 3 days. FML!
by 5280 PARTY MONSTER September 27, 2010
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liquid lunch

when a closeted gay businessman hires a male hustler over his lunch break and sucks him off
Betty was shocked to learn that her husband who rarely performed oral sex with her was secretly having a liquid lunch at least once a week.
by JAQrabbit November 10, 2017
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sack lunch

Scratching your scrotum and subsequently presenting your fingers to a friend's mouth/nose and asking, "Sack lunch?".
Before I took a shower I gave Kelli a sack lunch. She really liked it!
by shoeshina23 November 07, 2012
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Yesterday's lunch

Lunch that is from yesterday
I'm eating Yesterday's lunch.
by D November 22, 2004
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bag lunch

Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.
"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."
by Elizabeth September 06, 2004
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Dry Lunch

A term used to describe one that is not attractive, is only friends with other dry lunches and dislikes communicating with other classmates or personnel.

A dry lunch may also brag about smoking the Mj when in reality they will not have the balls to try it
You may want to stay clear of dry lunches since they are known for carrying the flu, colds or worst case scenario the plague or black death. Dry Lunches may also carry an unpleasant odour which is because they may not have washed in several days.

Dry Lunch top tip ~ Stay clear and try your best not to communicate with said dry lunch.
Gertrude ~ "So Stanley, what do you think of that new kid?"
Stanley~ "I'm not to sure mate, i think he may be one of them"
Gertrude~ "Nahh, You seriously think he might be a dry lunch?"
Stanley~ "Yeah man, i think so"
by CrustUp November 24, 2016
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Packed Lunch

variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!
by uprightuk August 24, 2010
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