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When your mum shits in your lunchbox and sends you off to school
"Ooh I wonder what mummy's made me today... AAAARRRGHHHH A FUCKING STEAMING PACKED LUNCH"
by velvetcondor October 23, 2015
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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When a person fashions underwear out of cellophane, deficates inside the underwear, and wears it for the whole day.
That bitch came to school with a packed lunch.
by naturesweather January 26, 2006
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variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!
by uprightuk August 24, 2010
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to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.
"i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch".
by apex dave January 18, 2011
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