A highly addictive, dangerous drug derived from algae scraped off of lobster shells. The most potent lobster pot comes from lobsters caught in the Bering Strait of Alaska. This is seen on the hit show The Deadliest Catch- the lobsters are quickly put into underground tanks in which excons harvest lobster pot off of the catch. The lobsters are rarely shown in these tanks, as any signs of lobster pot harvesting would result in the forfeiture of the drugs to the DEA, and subsequent criminal prosecution. Users of lobster pot often observe hallucinations and feelings of invincibility. In fact, the underground rapper Lil Nicky Fizzle was arrested after allegedly eating his girlfriend, mistaking her for a chicken parmigiana grinder.
Lobster Pothead: yo nigga yo gots that lobster pot?
Friend: Nah nigga, that shit is crazy, you get 25 to life just for possession, aint you heard of Nicky Fizzle? That dude ate his ho
Friend: Nah nigga, that shit is crazy, you get 25 to life just for possession, aint you heard of Nicky Fizzle? That dude ate his ho
by big og December 10, 2009
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These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.
Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.
The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.
The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.
Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.
Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.
The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.
The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.
Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
"Let's go to the supermarket for some pasta and a full frontal lobotomy."
Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
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An unknown object that protrudes from the rectum of female law blog editors, often resembling a lobster's claw.
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Did you even care?
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Thought you had your shit together, but damn, I was wrong
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And this ain't nothin' like it once was
I know you think you're such an outlaw
But you got no job
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But you got no job
I used to think you were shy
But maybe you just had nothing on your mind
Maybe you were thinkin' 'bout yourself all the time
I used to wish you were mine
But that was way before I realized
Someone like you would always be so easy to find
So easy (so easy)
Gave me no flowers
Wish I didn't care
You'd been gone for hours
Could be anywhere
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Thought you would've grown eventually, but you proved me wrong
You ain't nothing but a lost cause
And this ain't nothing like it once was
I know you think you're such an outlaw (yeah)
But you got no job
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