lampshade

a foreskin so big, you can make a lampshade out of it.

the uncut dude has a lampshade

by Illinois Joe November 21, 2004

cold lampin'

one of those words with an origin that is hoplessly lost, yet someone tries to say they have "the true def"

any slang that is not reddily obviouse

by LARDY March 2, 2005

cold lampin'

To defecate onto your partners chest during sexual intercourse.

Regional use.

"Then he suggested cold lampin' and I kicked him out. I'm not having anyone crap on my chest!"

by Bongzilla November 9, 2007

lampara

refering a situation really cool, Sweet, hot. Or may be used as a Surprised phrase.

"que lampara", "lamparisimaaaaaa"

by Ricky007 December 25, 2007

The Butt-Ass Lamp

A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.

Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?
Bob: In an alley 2 feet from your mother's ankles!

by SouthernAveBand June 24, 2005

lava lamp

A person who periodically gains and loses weight.

Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.

by Al3x_lavalover August 26, 2006

Lampin'

(1.) verb - When a smoking device is losing smoke through any of its various holes (carb, mouthpiece, etc), giving the illusion of a genie leaving his/her magic lamp. May be specifically applied to Jeannie from "I Dream Of Genie" as a pop culture reference, although the reference does not come from Jeannie originally. (2.) verb - When a pothead is has no stuff and is in serious need of a hit; applied because the needy pothead in question wishes smoke was drifting from his/her nose and mouth like smoke from a magic lamp.

1. "Hit that piece quick--it's lampin'."

2. "Tommy ran dry last night, and has been lampin' ever since."

by the specter January 1, 2009