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Johnny Depp 

The greatest actor with the best movies and the greatest face and hair and most lucious body out there.
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sex god
hottie
sexy
Johnny Depp is the sexiest 40-year-old alive.
Johnny Depp by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

Johnny Depp 

*sings* soooo hot, want to grab the heinie...

A very handsome actor, very very handsome, and very talented
Johnny Depp by Aluralas July 14, 2003

johnny depp 

fucking hott fer a 40 year old!!!!! but id still do him... haha allday-anyday!!!!
johnny depp by idblowem25 January 10, 2004

Johnny Poo Poo Pants

Slang term for someone who consistently has very large and smelly boul movements. These people are known for clogging toilets and clearing houses.

Warning: If you get around someone like this and they so much as mention the word restroom, you better run and hope they aren't in your house!
Jan is a Johnny Poo Poo pants because she has broke 3 toilets over the past 6 months and often causes people to vomit if they are within 200 yards of a restroom she has used.

johnny depp 

a sexyfull guy (even though he's 40) who doesn't show off that he's rich and that looks so good with eye liner
johnny depp by angelic_tears13 August 23, 2003

Johnny Depp 

An amazing actor that should be respected for more than looks and his roll as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!
Many songs have been written about him.
His roles are the most diverse i have seen
Polite,shy(ive been told)
If you have only seen "pirates" and only like him for that or looks, you should be considered a "teenybopper" if you arent one, and go look up to orlando bloom but when you fall 3 stories, dont walk again.
He doesnt give a flying f--- what people think of him, doesnt wanna be some pretty boy, and would like to hear a little kid say i love captain jack than some 20 say he is hot.
Go read his quotes on the imdb.
He can play guitar.
loves his family.
would do anthing for them.
Something weird for raisins/grapes.
Edward scissorhands:pokes the grapes
benny and joon:raisins humiliated grapes
potc deleted scenes:more humiliated grapes
charlie and the chocolate factory:grapes mentioned
I have nothing more to say other than:
Go watch one of his movies made before 2000
Sleepy Hollow
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Benny and Joon
Edward Scissorhands
Cry-Baby

You wanna see his pretty boy image?
watch 21 JUMP STREET.
an all around goos show with really relevant issues.

BTW:he does a great job of being LOCO!
he stares at her like shes miss december and she stares at him like hes johnny depp.-gilmore girls
Johnny Depp by Yeppy Deppy November 13, 2006