The gorgeous frontman of The Maine, a band from Arizona. His birth name is John O'Callaghan, but he is often refered to as simply John O.
by xtina101 October 9, 2008
Get the John Omug. Person: "my wife just left me... and he sent me a video of her fucking a Dude!."
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"
by Lil Gucci Bag June 26, 2019
Get the John Delaneymug. A cute person, often a daddy that loves JJ and JJ does love so much. He loves hugs and wanted to you to sleep as much as possible. He also wants you to eat many times. A real cuddle bear. Love this guy so much.
by BabiBabiBabi June 9, 2021
Get the John Francismug. The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.
Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
by Necrozma Beam October 2, 2021
Get the John Haackmug. Someone who can't count, can't pay attention and thinks iPhones are for high class citizens. Someone who lies on their taxes and receives food stamps. Overall a scam artist/ mathematician. A horrible gift giver who often gives pasta for Valentines day.
Friend 1: I saw you lie on your taxes.
Friend 2: Man, I ain't no John Irwin!
Friend 1:What is 2x4?
Friend 2: 24
Friend 1: Real John Irwin aren't you?
Friend 1: I wish my Samsung would turn on.
Friend 2: Sure is a shame you got stuck with that peasant shit. iPhone are for only the high class citizens in America. #johnirwin
Boyfriend: I have a surprise for you, babe. It's not chocolate.
Girlfriend: Pasta?
Boyfriend: Yeah rep'n my original OG John Irwin.
Girlfriend: You know I don't eat carbs, right?
Friend 2: Man, I ain't no John Irwin!
Friend 1:What is 2x4?
Friend 2: 24
Friend 1: Real John Irwin aren't you?
Friend 1: I wish my Samsung would turn on.
Friend 2: Sure is a shame you got stuck with that peasant shit. iPhone are for only the high class citizens in America. #johnirwin
Boyfriend: I have a surprise for you, babe. It's not chocolate.
Girlfriend: Pasta?
Boyfriend: Yeah rep'n my original OG John Irwin.
Girlfriend: You know I don't eat carbs, right?
by Corncob February 9, 2014
Get the john irwinmug. A unique, energetic band consitsting of 5 talented members with influences ranging from metal, hardcore, jazz, progressive, etc. Based out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the quintet released there E.P. entitled "Epigrammatic" in March of 2009 through Ihava Studios. Their increasing populatrity has done them well as they are discussing deals with established labels and distrobution companies.
www.myspace.com/johnfonda
"We really enjoy John Fonda over here at the station"
-Tommy Conwell, 94WYSP
"We really enjoy John Fonda over here at the station"
-Tommy Conwell, 94WYSP
by J. Andrews-New York Journalist May 25, 2009
Get the John Fondamug. The attempted act of joining into a three-way handshake, Usually resulting in embarrassment and rejection by the dominant handshaker.
(Also knowed as the finger flaping dance.)
(Also knowed as the finger flaping dance.)
"Bro that was awkward you just John Keyed me"
"did you see that guy John Key Richie Mccaw, how embarrassing "
"did you see that guy John Key Richie Mccaw, how embarrassing "
by gotaproblem? October 26, 2011
Get the John Keymug.