jenseny

Someone that you really want to go out with, but it never really works out, that one crush I guess.

I really thought I had something going but Jenseny didn’t think so

by Jack I guess January 21, 2019

Jensen

Jensens r the sweetest most cuddly boys with the biggest hearts. Jensens r music loving strong willed mammas boys, that value the close bonds they make.

I fell bad for anyone who doesn’t have a Jensen in their circle

by Cantheman April 1, 2020

Maynard Jensen

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009

New Jersey Sixty-Nine

A sexual act in which two people perform oral sex on each other's anuses simultaneously.

Bobby and Stacey were tired of regular oral sex, so they decided to do the New Jersey Sixty-Nine.

by jowseyshore January 11, 2010

The Jersey Hot Dog

the act of taking sand paper and rubbing it on the penis, then proceeding to cover the penis in Tobasco brand hot sauce and having a female give you oral sex.

A: yo, i had jenna give me the jersey hot dog last night.
B: ouch, How'd that go?
A: there were scabs everywhere

by HACKAMUH March 5, 2011

Basic Jersey Bitch

Someone who wears Restore the Shore Merchandise, goes to Seaside to party, eats pork roll egg and cheese sandwiches, listens to Bon Jovi, 101.5, and 94.3 the point.

Wow Name, your seriously wearing a Restore the Shore T-shirt. It's so 2012. You are such a Basic Jersey Bitch.

by NJBeauty June 15, 2016

Bill Jensen

a fat ducking christian that is against “ sinners “ how in his spare time likes to suck mega cock

guy 1:

woah! that’s a bill jensen.

guy 2:
he must like that good dick and screaming 🙈

by hahahahahafuckinggayfuck August 17, 2020