man on the boat

The clit on a woman's virgina

I hit the man on the boat like he owed me $300 and hit it like a speed bag while putting him in a vacuum.

by cookbook May 12, 2014

Boat Pig

Adj, noun; A person who spends all day and night gambling at the local riverboat casino.

Mike's parents spend all their time at the casino. They are a couple of boat pigs.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

macaroni in a boat

A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.

"I tried giving my grandma's friend a macaroni in a boat, but my feet were too big."

by urbanchewbacca123 January 26, 2017

Speed Boat

The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.

Jerry was tickled when Denise perform a speedboat while he lounged in his Lazy Boy recliner.

by T-Hype August 10, 2005

Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.

After taco bell last night I had a gravy boat the size of a jimmy dean's sausage.

by Tom Selleck February 1, 2017

to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.

Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.

by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018

boat prop

When a man named gene get on a large man's schween and spins for joy

Ryan gave gene the boat prop

by The leger February 18, 2016