I'm fiiiiiine

When someone gets drunk and claims to be "fine". But instead of saying it normally, the "i" is extended and often expressed in a higher tone of voice.

"Dude you're totally wasted"
"No, I'm fiiiiiine"

"You're definitely not fine"

by Your Local Drunk August 26, 2018

I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

I'm fine

The biggest lie in history..

are you okay? "Yeah I'm fine" You sure? "Yip!"

by poo-sucka September 29, 2022

I'm board

Hey guess what!
THATS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE!!!

HA HA! ha ha

ha.

ha..

I'm so lonely......

I'm board, you just have joined the board club.

(I dare you to make a definition of a word it's super fun)

by math class board..... February 10, 2022

I'm White

A soulless smug look on the face of white foreigners in Vietnam. It's usually caused by either mako poisoning or exposure to Sin's Toxin. They usually say "You can't taco's like this in London" or the infamous "banh mi and pho are so much better than American food."

All those whites in Thoa Dien have an "I'm White" look on their face.

by Namissoamazing March 2, 2023

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022

I'm Creeping

(v) The act of watching a live Facebook Live Gaming stream without commenting. Often paired with the "sus" eyes emoji. This can be seen in various live gaming streams, as well as when watching CreepyHorseman.

I'm Creeping 👀

by CaptMike3 January 25, 2022