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Hurricane Incest Trick

When you have a major hurricane hitting your area and all your family and extended family gets together in someone's house to take refuge from the storm within the storm area. Usually a Category 2 hurricane or above. A male finds a female family member he finds attractive, usually an adolescent, and tricks her into thinking they will not make it out alive when in reality, the chance of them losing their life in the hurricane is very minimal.

The male then leads the female to a secluded place in the shelter and has consensual sex with her. Afterwards, the hurricane is over and everything is fine and the female is so embarrassed she doesn't tell anyone about the event.
Hurricane Katrina was coming so my entire family and extended family went over my grandmother's house for shelter.

When the hurricane hit, the walls were shaking and my younger cousin was scared. I took her in the other room. It was just me and her and got away with a Hurricane Incest Trick.

Afterwards, there was so much damage and she was so happy we were alive she totally forgot I screwed her brains out.
by The Jax October 13, 2008
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Reverse Cowgirl Hurricane Loveship

A sex position where the female is on top of the male; this takes place in a bathtub or jacuzzi. The female sways her arms above her head while spraying water from the bath or jacuzzi while thrusting her hips in a circular motion on the male's penis, simulating a hurricane sensation. The male rocks his hips back and forth during this to emphasize the stimulation for maximum pleasure. This move is very, very wet.
Shelly surprised me with the Reverse Cowgirl Hurricane Loveship last night...we got so wet, it was AWESOME!
by sexgoddess101 November 27, 2011
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Hurry-up Offense

When you have a very limited time to consume large amounts of alcohol and you and/or your crew is successful in getting annihilated drunk in that time frame; usually done in a group setting where the common goal is that of drunken debauchery.
Man, did you hear that bar's happy hour is over at 6:30 now? We were totally caught off guard when we got there at 6. We had to go into the hurry-up offense to get it all in.
by AYM June 30, 2011
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Brain hurty syndrome

A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.

Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.

Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!
by MCPO of Your Mom February 4, 2010
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Spicy Hurtado

When you can’t find your baster so you just shove a rock of meth into your butt raw dog style.
Give me the spicy Hurtado, batch!
by HungOverit April 1, 2021
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Betty butt hurt

A "Betty butt hurt" refers to a person of either sex that is constantly upset over small and stupid situations, or after getting roasted in the group chat. Can also just be used by calling the person "Betty".
"Man, RJ was a real Betty butt hurt after Ash roasted him last night."
by cashlie February 24, 2017
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