Hoch

The fine hair that is located between the scrotum and the anus, closest to the anus.

Man, if I want to get some classy ladies I really need to shave my hoch before beach season.

by BigOilMan October 7, 2012

hitch hiking on the sheets

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

hitcher

a guy who dresses up in order to moleste children. most commenly like a clown or something that would be appealing to children.... they also often have there way with piggys when there are no children around.

Iowntheracistclowns(a hitchers youtube account) the clown who steals a child and molestse them in his minivan.

by holocausefate December 20, 2008

Hatch an egg

Take a dump, cleanse ones colon, pass waste, lay a cable, drop the kids off at the pool, pass a turd, have a chod

Ohhh mate that vindaloo has left me with nuts guts! I'm desperate to hatch an egg!! lay a cable cleanse the colon take a dump have a shit nudge the fudge drop the kids off at the pool

by Kellikellyp August 11, 2016

Dad Hatch

1. Any hatch or portal used to escape the enraged father pf the girl you are currently, or have just finished hooking up with. 2. Usually the forward most hatch on a yacht.

dad hatch take down n.
1.Spinnaker douse in which the boat jibes, but the spinnaker is left flying on the new windward side, where it collapses against the jib and it is pulled down through the forward hatch (commonly referred to as a “Mexican”)

Origin: circa 2007 derived from the words dad (of baby-talk origin) and hatch (of the middle English “haec” or “small door”). First used after a successful night of bar hoping, and an unsuccessful morning of being caught.

"When Mr. Smith caught his daughter and I, I made good use of the dad hatch and got the hell out of there!"

by The Wayward Yutes January 8, 2009

epic hatchet man

A psychopathic serial killer hero who saves the day cutting up villains like blocks of wood.

A hero who fight for faygo,wicked clowns,and justice

Its the Joker, its a clown, no its epic hatchet man

by Xandellus January 3, 2011

Hatching

The sexual act of climaxing in which two people are role playing, one as an ostrich and one as an egg. Typical in the North Country of New York, this act involves the male (or more masculine partner) to sit on the female (or more feminine partner) just as an ostrich would sit on an egg. When the female climaxes, this is considered the "hatching" of the egg.

OMG, I'm hatching so hard right now!

You be the ostrich, I'll be the egg. Now sit on me, I want to hatch!

by Charles Steeleworthy IV February 11, 2013