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Space hopper

A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made

Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects
Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?

“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”

Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”

“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”

Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”

“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”

“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”
by MrEBOSM October 9, 2021
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sibling hopper

someone who goes from dating one sibling before going off and dating another.
I can't believe Mason started dating my sister 2 weeks after we broke up! He's such a sibling hopper.
by justifiedsheenp January 12, 2024
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Hopper

A one of a kind, unique name. Hopper is someone who will never let you down and someone who will always be there for you when you need him. Hopper is a handsome and sweet guy who'll do anything for the one he loves. Hopper is talented and hardworking and loyal. Hopper is the person you want to be friends with because he's funny, smart, and kind. He's got tons of energy at times and can be serious in the right moments when he needs to be. Get yourself someone like Hopper.
"Is his name really Hopper?"
"Yep and it's an amazing name"
by UpstateDisaster December 17, 2021
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TREE HOPPER

A woman, usually a single mother that jumps from man to man, using him for all his resources, time, monies and affection
Ex: Trelesha, you never loved me. You used me. You gone be a "tree hopper" ur whole life, Bitch.
by WISE KING January 9, 2022
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Homie Hopper

If you know , you know she a homie hopper
by wewon January 11, 2019
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Ass hopper

People who go Lilly pad to Lilly pad fucking it all.
You ass hopper you fuckitall and went garloomp.how can you jump person to person and we never even introduced you to them
by Ckebme June 6, 2021
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Border Hopper

A common slang used by teenagers and young adults to express someone who is from a mexican family, or who is a Mexican themselves. This is usually offensive.
by Slang Informer April 24, 2023
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