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John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
by Digidark May 30, 2018
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married homewrecker

When a married miserable whore is willing to destroy her own husband and children's lives. For a now married man she knew 15 years ago. Rocky can see from the outside he's doing good. Because his wife was loyal and gave him the opportunity.

The opportunistic whore has not realized that she won a real big prize!
When Rocky the married homewrecker his falling all over flirting with Casper, in front of both of there spouse's and children. Rocky has not seen Casper in 15 year's, Rocky bounced, when Casper when to prison. Casper is a wife beating husband who is looking for the perfect opportunistic whore.
by Loyal Eastsider January 29, 2019
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double homewrecker

A whore who is married or in a relationship with someone who has sexual relations or conversation with a mother married man. Not only is she wrecking her own family his the other family too.
That bitch ain't nothing but a double homewrecker!!!!!
by Notahomewrecker1 March 5, 2019
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National Homewrecker Day

October 16th post a picture of your “friend” that is a homewrecker
Post emily on your story because she wrecked your relationship with chad because it’s national homewrecker day
by losera.s.s69 November 14, 2020
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Wannabe Homewrecker

One who centers their personality around wrecking a relationship when really, she did nothing of the sort but wants to make herself feel powerful.
Person 1: Homewrecker x2
Everyone else: Where's these second homewrecker? All I see is a wannabe homewrecker.
by Fawthie December 23, 2021
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Forbidden Homer Simpson

The forbidden Homer Simpson is when an erect penis is threaded through three donughts.
I did something nice for charlie last night and I gave her the forbidden Homer Simpson.
by Chuckie bux October 17, 2022
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Hurricane Homer

When someone hits an infield pop up and hurricane force winds blow it over the outfield fence.
Playing baseball during a hurricane, Matt hit a typical infield pop and it turned into a Hurricane Homer.
by MFC#37 January 9, 2024
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