Definitions by Fawthie
Indumentisappenticemaphobic
An individual who has the rational fear of clothing tags (of any tags in general) being visible or coming into contact with their body.
Person 1: Happy Hannukah! I got you a sweater. You should try it on to make sure it fits.
Person 2: I'm sorry I cannot do that until the tags are cut off. It terrifies and disgusts me. You know I'm an indumentisappenticemaphobic.
Person 1: Oh what the fuck
Person 2: I'm sorry I cannot do that until the tags are cut off. It terrifies and disgusts me. You know I'm an indumentisappenticemaphobic.
Person 1: Oh what the fuck
Indumentisappenticemaphobic by Fawthie December 23, 2021
Wannabe Homewrecker
One who centers their personality around wrecking a relationship when really, she did nothing of the sort but wants to make herself feel powerful.
Person 1: Homewrecker x2
Everyone else: Where's these second homewrecker? All I see is a wannabe homewrecker.
Everyone else: Where's these second homewrecker? All I see is a wannabe homewrecker.
Wannabe Homewrecker by Fawthie December 23, 2021
Destructive Friendship
A friendship between two soccer teammates where an outside friend is jealous because one of the soccer friends was talking to her ex. Refer to the definition of "ex" in the urban dictionary.
Person 1: I can't believe she's friends with her after knowing what she's done. This is a destructive friendship.
Person 2: Wait, what did she do again?
Person 1: She was talking to my ex!!!
Person 2: He wasn't your boyfriend-
Person 2: Wait, what did she do again?
Person 1: She was talking to my ex!!!
Person 2: He wasn't your boyfriend-
Destructive Friendship by Fawthie December 23, 2021