Fawthie's definitions

Cornî

The plural use of the word "corn"

Person 1: Corn, corn, what's the plural of corn?
A few moments later...
Person 1: I think it's cornî.

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

Indumentisappenticemaphobic

An individual who has the rational fear of clothing tags (of any tags in general) being visible or coming into contact with their body.

Person 1: Happy Hannukah! I got you a sweater. You should try it on to make sure it fits.
Person 2: I'm sorry I cannot do that until the tags are cut off. It terrifies and disgusts me. You know I'm an indumentisappenticemaphobic.
Person 1: Oh what the fuck

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

Destructive Friendship

A friendship between two soccer teammates where an outside friend is jealous because one of the soccer friends was talking to her ex. Refer to the definition of "ex" in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I can't believe she's friends with her after knowing what she's done. This is a destructive friendship.
Person 2: Wait, what did she do again?
Person 1: She was talking to my ex!!!
Person 2: He wasn't your boyfriend-

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

weeyum

A ghetto nickname for the name William

Person 1: Who drivin dis busss?? Is that you Weeyum??!!

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

Wannabe Homewrecker

One who centers their personality around wrecking a relationship when really, she did nothing of the sort but wants to make herself feel powerful.

Person 1: Homewrecker x2
Everyone else: Where's these second homewrecker? All I see is a wannabe homewrecker.

by Fawthie December 23, 2021