David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

King hassan

Dracina's song

Hey, please play king Hassan!

by Anous April 3, 2022

Ali hassan

The best guy in the world

Is commonly somali

Wow what a Ali hassan

by Alzino May 8, 2022

Dirty Hassan

When a very short guy get fucked in the but by another guy who is taller. A dirty Hassan also has an very sticky penis with a lot of cum on it from other guys.

That guy is so short!

Yeah I think it's a Dirty Hassan

by TheTronaldTheDrump May 17, 2022

Barramundi Hassan

a sexy beast who has no other purpose in life than seduce women

barramundi hassan is so hot

by barramundi hassan May 25, 2022

Side hassle

When the side hustle (small business on the side of your ‘proper’ job) becomes more of a hassle than it’s worth - both economically, emotionally and spiritually.

“How’s that small business of yours going?”
“Oh my side hustle?”
“Yeah”
“It’s becoming a bit of a side hassle to be honest mate”

by Sean Jameson August 13, 2022

Abdullahi hassan

he is will steal your girl and jeet your mom sister and gf he has a world record dick of 13 inches and is the strongest guy

Abdullahi Hassan is a strong.

by AAH63 August 17, 2022