Hope this helps 

Used in Football Twitter debates by plonkers, usually as a footer, when they assert some stupid agenda-driven opinion in an excessively overbearing fashion. A short form used by especially lazy plonkers - HTH.

1. "Fergie and Keane couldn't stand eachother. It didn't effect his performances. As he was an actual professional unlike the midfield Balotelli.

Hope this helps"

2. "Not as massive as your fucking forehead pal.

Hope this helps "

Hope this helps by TwerkyTommy December 20, 2018

helpoholic 

adj. -- Related to or resulting from the perceived need to "help" or solve the problems of one's friends and family, without the benefit of professional training.

John thought he was just being a good person, but he was actually a helpoholic.

helpoholic by WoodyChiTwn September 25, 2005

Helpful Janet 

A person who thinks they are helping but really aren't.

1) A Helpful Janet is a person who gives you driving directions to somewhere where they have never been nor have any idea where it is.

2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.

3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.

Helpful Janet by Sir Randall of Texas January 2, 2012

helpherblue 

another word for Cringe

when the kid died at the end of the movie that was helpherblue

helpherblue by Beaverrac December 23, 2021

pipefitter helper 

A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.

Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon

pipefitter helper by Bouché December 8, 2015

I'm Helping 

The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.

After spraying wasp poison in your friend's eye in an attempt to drive away a bee: I'm helping!

I'm Helping by Bizzaro Poot August 26, 2006

mothers little helper 

1. Valium.

2. Rolling Stones song from '67 about housewives on valium.

Mothers Little Helper lyrics-
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

mothers little helper by SomeGirlsBuyMeClothes April 15, 2006