Boy: "would you like to come over to my place?"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
by youbetheanchor May 22, 2010
Get the and i have a fishmug. caring for someone with all your heart, often having feelings one can not describe, yet keep you warm inside
by grgroy May 30, 2006
Get the have feelings for youmug. 
i'm completely helpless to your charm & witty sense humor and if you make a move on me we are definitely having sex
boy: can i buy you a drink?
girl: ok, but we're not having sex
boy: hmm... *i wonder how far i can get her legs behind her head*
girl: ok, but we're not having sex
boy: hmm... *i wonder how far i can get her legs behind her head*
by swedishfishmafia September 16, 2012
Get the we're not having sexmug. Lawd have mercy is the phonetic spelling of the expression "Lord have mercy". The pronunciation of the word "lawd" is a cultural colloquialism, historically common within rural blacks in the South. It can still be heard today especially among the older generations. "Lord have mercy on us" has origins from the Biblical scripture Psalm 123:3-4 & is usually expressed in times of trouble or worry. Also, a broader more generic usage can denote surprise or wonder.
Example 1: "laud have mercy or Lord have mercy! What is the world coming to?"
Example 2: "laud have mercy or Lord have mercy! How did he do that so quickly?"
Example 2: "laud have mercy or Lord have mercy! How did he do that so quickly?"
by wordsworld December 20, 2014
Get the laud have mercymug. When two people are fighting (such as, in batman) someone would say "have a belt on me!" as they're hitting the other. Meaning, an offer to get hit.
by Dani April 7, 2005
Get the have a belt on memug. Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off
D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'
by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011
Get the Having a barney with barneymug.