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Hamassed

Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )

You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.

Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
by Lightamongdarkeness February 9, 2024
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Hamas

an Islamic organization responsible for terrorist attacks on Israel, and so western governments have declared Hamas to be a 'terrorist organization'; on the contrary, supporters of this group have recognized Hamas as "freedom fighters" of the Palestinians. Both perspectives are right from their own position just like whether it's 6 or 9.
Speaker 1: Hamas wants what it deserves. Surely Hamas will win, inshallah.

Speaker 2:

Israeli PM Netanyahu's stern warning amid war:

"Israel is at war. We didn't this war.Israel will finish it. It was forced upon us in the most brutal and savage way.But though Israel didn't start this war, Israel will finish it. Once the Jewish people were stateless. Once the Jewish people were defenseless.No longer. Hamas will understand that by attacking us,they have made a mistake of historic proportions. We will exact a price that will be remembered by them and Israel's other enemies for decades to come.The savage attacks that Hamas perpetrated against innocent Israelis are mindboggling: slaughtering families in their homes, massacring hundreds of young people at an outdoor festival,kidnapping scores of women, children, and elderly, even Holocaust survivors. Hamas terrorists bound, burned, and executed children.They are savages. Hamas is ISIS.

I want to thank leaders across the world who are standing with Israel today. In fighting Hamas, Israel is not only fighting for its own people. It is fighting for every country that stands against barbarism. Israel will win this war, and when Israel wins, the entire civilized world wins."
by typical Indian October 10, 2023
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Hamass

The process of catching a roommate, sibling, or parent completely off guard (usually during the morning hours), and waiting outside their door to fart. This usually happens right as the recipient's door is cracked enough to see you, but still having enough space to have a corridor to escape.

Essentially, it's a form of tactical cropdusting; it's considered a weapon of mass flatulation by the United Nations. Can lead to human rights abuse charges if caught (or being subjected to a beating by roommates, or family members).
Mom: "Good God, Timmy waited outside my door, and farted right as I could barely see him. It fucking smelled!"

Dad: "That's my boy, I taught him the art of how to Hamass."
by The-Magnificant-Mr-Shart October 14, 2023
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Hamasbot

A biological human being who is active on social media and replies to everything with “free Palestine”
Man 1: “Hey dude how’s it going?”
Man 2: “Free Palestine
Man 1: “Ok. And how are you?”
Man 2: : “Free Palestine
Man 1: “oops I guess you’re a hamasbot”
by The Weaver October 24, 2023
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Hamased

Its a word describes that all your plans that you had got (Screwed, messed up,destroyed damaged) so bad that you can't live with it or comeback from it anymore.
Remember the tank in the video? It got hamased from the zero dictates!!!

I cant believe basem hamased you in that argument with facts and dark humor !!
by Abuubaida November 8, 2023
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Hamased

When you do something horrible and justify it by the same old ridiculous excuse.
She caught me cheating again and hamased my way out of it.
by JackTheTeller November 13, 2023
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hamaslighting

form of gaslighting used to distract or confuse when a country, specifically Israel, carries out genocide against innocent Palestinians. This tactic is commonly used by exclaiming 'but Hamas!' in the middle of every conversation.
Piers Morgan was hamaslighting Bassem Youssef the whole interview
by Fadiuos November 21, 2023
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