German Log Splitter

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!

Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.

by maples123 May 9, 2009

Germany

The Federal Republic of Germany is a country located in middle europe.
It has a population of at least 50 million people thinking they are required to be superficially friendly to migrants because of the dark past of Nazi government.
Since the 1960s the main import products are refugees from the Near East.
Politically Germany is the first country to have bans and redirections on diesel cars which makes German vehicles a lot cheaper in surrounding countries,
such as France.
In Germany political parties can be subdivided into the left and right wing as well as the Middle which calls itself the “People’s Party”.
Citizens in Germany own the habit to call everyone rightextreme whether a person is against new immigration from abroad or against the politics of the Middle.
The culture defines itself by basic values like democracy, liberty and Christianity.
According to the native German population there is a growing fear of Islamic dominance by the brutality of the Quaran and the high migration.

Everything summed up
the country is being pulled apart by the negative side effects of the Syrian conflict which ended up in massive refugee crowds invading the EU.

Germany’s cultural values got ridiculously superficial.

by Dudenverlag November 15, 2018

germans

I'm german and I must say that actually not everybody here is a nazi. But like someone before me already said, the most fascistic part of germany is probably bavaria.
And I don't understand why you think that we're all David Hasselhoff fans! I don't know even one person in my town who likes him...

Many of the older germans avoid to use the word "Stolz" (pride)

by Deutschland May 31, 2006

germany or florida

adam and drews from loveline. caller calls and gives scenario from news, adam and drew try and guess if it happened in germany or florida

a gang used frozen peas in an attempted murder. Germany or Florida?
Germany

by peter December 4, 2003

Korn (Karn as Germans would pronounce it)

While there are probably an equal number of both Korn lovers and haters I can see both sides of the argument, but I fail to understand when a Korn-hater will say that they're nu-metal. Now nu-metal is shit like Limp Bizkit, music that is trying to be hardcore, not dark or satanic but hardcore and 'up and at 'em', Linkin Park is 'nu-metal' but Slipknot and Korn are not, 'new-metal' maybe but not the aforesaid genre as they're far 'heavier' and despite having a crap fanbase of little 10 year old tossers (which might I had I ferverently despise) they're not recycled crap like Limp Bizkit. Korn have officially apologised to the world for establishing Limp Bizkit as they're so damn crap and have done nothing but be complete and utter wankstains and burdens of society and unfortunately Korn can be lumped into the same sentance as them. Nu-metal bands don't write about hating lyrics but more political and rappy style etc. whilst Korn and Slipknot wane more toward hating and oppresion toward mankind and society.

Korn are my favourite band by the way.
Slipknot were the band that took my 'gig virginity'

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

german

a person thats really attractive and confident, funny and outgoing....usually a man residing in the area of hanford.

1:superman is german

2:he looks so hot and is so funny he must be german

by afrodesiac123 July 18, 2011

German Gasmask

The art of resting ones testicles on the eyes of your partner and then farting in her mouth.

Do you really need an example for a German Gasmask?!?

by RoboRoofer April 4, 2009