george michael

Best personality ever on the best sitcom ever, Arrested Development. He has a crush on his cousin (but its OK because she is really hot). He is not to be confused with the Singer-Songwriter guy who keeps getting busted for drugs by the police.

After Michael finds out George Michael was trying to buy pot for Buster:

Michael: Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
Michael: Yeah, that makes sense.

by Fauver December 17, 2006

George Sampson

George Sampson is Britian's Got Talent 2008 winner. He comes from Warrington, England and is a breakdancer. : OBV.

Girl #1: OMFG ITS GEORGE EFFING SAMPSON!!!
Girl #2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
George Sampson: Er, Hey. (Smiles)

by BumHead. September 28, 2008

George Smith

Sexy... Mainly a stripper or someone with gorgeous abs

Who won the stripper competition last night?

Well guess, obviously George Smith

by George is sexy. Shut up! December 20, 2013

George Carlin

1937 - 2008. A great man who pointed out all of societies ignorance and stupidity and covered every american topic, from Abortions, Fat People, Politics, Child Worship, Government, Etc. He was a famous comedian, and did a great deal to American society before he died, since then we have been living in chaos. He may be offensive, but definitely saw those unimportant things we talk about in our daily lives.

The world would be a much better place if George Carlin was still alive

by Stephan J. August 17, 2014

george bush

Proof that Darwin's theory of evolution can also go backwards.

"It's important for people to know that I'm the president of everybody."
"If you see a train wreck coming, you ought to be saying, what are you going to do about it, Mr. Congressman, or Madam Congressman?"
"We want results in every single classroom so that one single child is left behind."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

by Lady Pain March 4, 2005

George at KBBQ

When you fly halfway across the United States only to have your boy ditch you.

I was raised by my mother. My dad George at KBBQ’d me when I was born.

by Bbunsak August 4, 2018

George Green

Absolute lad has a dick of at least ten inches.

“Mate ur cock is a George green”

“Cheers boss”

by hhbuhbo December 9, 2020