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georgia tech 

Georgia Tech is the same thing as Virginia Tech only without boomcat, great college football, gorgous weather, or ridiculous parties.
You go into Georgia Tech with good grades and a dream, and you leave with a fat wife, black lungs, and an maybe a beat ass engineering degree.
Joe: I wanted to breathe smog and hit on fat asian chicks, so I went to Georgia Tech.

Marcus: Sucks for you man
georgia tech by staff July 31, 2008

Georgia Tech football 

An ACC college football program in downtown Atlanta. Most of the fans could never get in GTech if they tried, and those who can either dont know anything about football or flunk out in freshmen year.

Almost a century ago when nobody even cared about football other than Michigan and OSU, Tech was headed by coach Heisman. They won 3 of their 4 Natl titles before '53. In recent years the Yellow Jackets have been dominated by their rival UGA, losing 7 straight times '91-97 and '01-07 until the 2008 season in a fluke 3 point victory. Most fans talked crap for a full year afterwards, even though a month later they were blown out 38-3 in the Chik-Fil-A bowl by LSU, which UGA beat by 14 pts @ Baton Rouge.

Techs 2009 dream team under Paul Johnson lost once again at home to UGAs worst team of the decade (not to mention UGAs star offensive player didnt even play). Georgia Tech then went on to lose in the 2009 Orange Bowl (they did have a good record because they play mostly weak ACC teams) to Iowa, and the dream team was dead after nearly all the teams talent went pro in the 2010 NFL draft.
Georgia Tech football had their best team in 50 years for 2009 season, but Georgia still raped them and then all of Tech's talent went pro...end of story
The BEST FUCKIN state EVER. If you think its just filled with stupid hicks, well FUCK THE FUCK OUTTA YOU. We live off sweet tea, mountain dew, beer, air, and havin a good time, and we're PROUD of it, but we know how to get down to it and make a livin. Hard workin people that know how to have a good ass time when the sun goes down. I'm talkin about TRUE Georgians, NOT just pricks that live here. There's a difference, and when you see em, you know.
You: "You fuckin hick, suck my balls!"
Me: "You goddamn Yankee, I live in Georgia with a bunch of rednecks, I'm their little girl. They'll shoot yer ass in a SECOND!"
*bout 15 Chevys pull up with my cousins in the bed of em, shotguns aimed.*
Cousins: "WOOOOOOO!!!1!"
georgia by Tierney September 30, 2007
The country that Russia invaded. Not to be mistaken for the state.
Idiot: I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie i herd on the news that rusia has invdaded but i dont see them no where wats going on

Genius: You are in the state of Georgia. The nation of Georgia is on the other side of the world.
Georgia by PNwest December 9, 2008

georgia pancake

After laying a shit on your partner's chest (with permission),you flatten and smooth it out with your shotgun*.

*Shotgun can be double-barrel, 12 gauge, side-by-side, over/under, as long as it does the job.
After Steve shat on Bertha's chest, he felt it was appropriate to turn the pile into a Georgia Pancake since it was their anniversary, so he pulled out his shotgun and got to work.

Georgia Peach 

It's a fine girl, who has a cute face, and nice body.

or they could just be talking about her back side if ya know what i mean
Tommy: dang look at that Georgia peach on that shawty!

bob: yeah she sure does look good

Tommy: dang look at that fine Georgia peach

bob: where?

Tommy: right there can't miss her!

bob: she a ten for sure
Georgia Peach by a dizzy August 4, 2009