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Geophysicist

Part programmer, part physicist, part mathematician, part geologist. This jack of all trades is basically a doctor of the Earth. Geophysicists are also considered to be extremely sexy as they make large sums of money.
I met him at a party and thought he was a nerd. I later discovered he was a geophysicist. What a stud!
by itakebigschists February 4, 2014
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gore-geous

The act of finding something that is obscenely gory, not disgusting, but in fact exceptionally beautiful.

Pronounced exactly like "gorgeous" but spelled with an extra "e" to embellish the "gore" aspect.

Used by people who love gore and gory things to describe their appreciation for things most people find repulsive.
Did you see that scene in Rob Zombie's movie "House of 1000 Corpses where the chick gets splattered by the semi truck and it smears her guts and intestines all over the road?! It was fucking gore-geous!
by scaryjesus February 20, 2011
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on Geoff

Pronounced: GEE-OFF

The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.

It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.

If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.

If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton

WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
Ryan: "last night I was able to jerk off beside my dad without him noticing

Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"

Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating

Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
by The Geoff God December 16, 2020
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The Florida Georgia Line

When two cousins come extremely close to having intercourse.
Does putting the tip in count as crossing The Florida Georgia Line?
by Don Jr. February 27, 2015
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George Martin

Producer for The Beatles and is a very accomplished artist.

Often reffered to as the fifth Beatle for his amazing work in editing The Beatles' songs.
Guy 1: Man, the Beatles are nothing without George Martin.

Guy 2: Who?
by Scout128 June 20, 2007
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George Wallace

The only former-racist in history that deserves our admiration, respect, and forgiveness.

George Corley Wallace Jr. served three terms as the governor of the state of Alabama. He was the candidate of the American Independent Party in the 1968 presidential election, where he captured the electoral votes from five states (Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia) and nearly 10 million votes. Wallace ran on a platform on pro-segregation views, which remarks on his previous declaration of "segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever".

Wallace planned to run again in 1972, but was shot in the back and paralyzed while campaigning in Maryland. It was after this that, unlike other racists that scream faggotry and douchebag-like characters such as Strom Thurmond and Trent Lott, George Wallace began to realize how he had been corrupted due to the racial society he grew up in, and actually had the strength and courage to learn what he was truly meant to believe.

Soon after his injury, in the 1970s, George Wallace became a born-again Christian and publicly renounced his previous pro-segregation views and apologized to several black civil rights leaders all across America. He admitted it: he was wrong to judge humans on the basis of skin. When he was re-elected governor of Alabama (1983-87), he appointed a record number of African-Americans to government position, something many Southern leaders at the time were still hesitant to do.

George Wallace proved to be a man that was originally corrupted by growing up in racial times to becoming a loving father-like figure that truly acknowledged what he was meant to believe: that segregation is wrong. George Wallace amazingly proved not to be a hypocrite, but a hero in the hearts of many Americans that once thought all racists were incapable of reform and undeserving of forgiveness, because George Wallace proved to be an exception to that thought.

George Wallace died in 1998.
From wikipedia:
- George Wallace said while he once sought power and glory, he realized he needed to seek love and forgiveness.

- On one occasion, when asked by a reporter which contemporary American political figure he most admired, George Wallace paused thoughtfully for a moment, smiled, and said: "Myself."

God bless George Wallace.
by George Wallace admirer April 27, 2009
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georgia rose

liam once said georgia roses dad was a dentist
by nasamoonlight September 29, 2020
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