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closest friend

A person that cheers you up when you're down, stays by your side when the world leaves you, and do stupid crazy things with you. This person is your crying shoulder, your diary, and your comfort room.
May I have a picture with my closest friend? :)
by yrame September 10, 2012
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Friend Wormhole

When 2 of your friends somehow know each other, and from your perspective, its so random and feels like there's no way they could've known each other ever.
(Patrick seeing Jane and Nathan walking together)

Patrick: ...what?? how do you two know each other. you're both from two completely different groups and classes.

Jane: We both work at Subway.

Nathan: And we go to the same church.

Patrick: ......WTF. Never thought you two would know each other. Damn random Friend Wormholes.
by randomthinker9 March 21, 2010
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Friend and run

To accept a friend request from a person whose profile is set to private just to quickly look at their profile/pics and delete them if the result is not satisfying, or if they look similar to the pokemon qwilfish.
Jeff: "check your new friend requests dude."

Greg: "accept..ew no way, this chick has a case of the Myspace angles. I'll just friend and run this one."
by B-nipz March 15, 2009
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Okay Friend

What someone calls you when they think you're an alright friend but not a good enough one to trust.
Christal: You're an okay friend Jason.
Jason: .........Thanks I guess.......
by Lemmy4K July 7, 2020
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Recycling friends

People with a use em and lose em attitude toward their friends, aka victims or suckers, run out of friends and attempt to get back with old friends (suckers).
Trina called after shafting me BIG TIME, she wanted to meet for lunch, l guess she is recycling friends!
by I, Wreckerrr April 18, 2021
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Bedroom Friend

someone you're sleeping with but not actually in a relationship with,
a nicer way of saying fuck buddy
Stan - "who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Matt - "oh that's Sarah, she's my Bedroom Friend"
by c.see April 12, 2010
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User Friend

A User Friend is someone who is your friend because you are able to provide favors for them. They use you for services or favors. This could range anywhere from letting them use your laundry machines to giving them a ride somewhere.

The main characteristic of a User Friend is that they will not or will rarely return favors for you.

The User Friend's motivation may or may not be intentional. They may genuinely feel and believe that they're a good friend, but in actuality, either their laziness or lack of reciprocity makes them not a good friend.
John and Kay, Kay is the User Friend.

Kay: Hey John, can you help me fix this file? All of the pages are not the right size.

John: Sure, no problem! Hey what are up to this weekend? Up for hanging out?

Kay: Sure, I'll give you a call!

Kay never calls.

Joseph and Michael, Joseph is the user friend.

Joseph: Hey, thanks for taking me to the airport Mike. I really appreciate it.

Michael: No prob man! Hey, do you think you could watch my dogs for the weekend while I'm out of town?

Joseph: Oh, I've actually got company over that weekend. Sorry bud!

Joseph did have company, but very well could have taken a couple of hours throughout the weekend to take care of Michael's dogs.
by Firefly_Mal October 10, 2010
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