So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)
*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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"Hey man, my mum went all Australian Ford Forums on me"
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1. When an event has reached all capacity for failure. The old saying of you can only go down so far, this is that far.
2. To needlessly correct something that doesn't need it, in a way that is damaging.
3. When something is as shitty as a Ford automobile
2. To needlessly correct something that doesn't need it, in a way that is damaging.
3. When something is as shitty as a Ford automobile
1. "Matt so fordfucked us. Right now, only divine intervention or Rosario can save us."
2. "I hate peer review, my paper always gets Ford fucked. It was perfectly fine to begin with."
3. "Ugh I hate my laptop. Its so Ford Fucked, I have to go to Corrigan to get it fixed for the 300th time."
2. "I hate peer review, my paper always gets Ford fucked. It was perfectly fine to begin with."
3. "Ugh I hate my laptop. Its so Ford Fucked, I have to go to Corrigan to get it fixed for the 300th time."
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The Forbidden Gates player: "Can I be in AAP?" "When will testing end?" "Does Sairo do anything?" "I accidentally unlearned C++" "Crate Cat is too high!" "I've never been banned by lag"
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