Salad Fingers 

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.

"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."

Salad Fingers by EpicMamo July 22, 2013

Turd Fingers

Term to describe the brown and yellow nicotine stains on the fingers of smokers.

"Dude, you need to quit smoking and clean up your nasty turd fingers"

Turd Fingers by krissy betch August 6, 2013

gimpy fingers 

If someone has gimpy fingers it means the same as spastic fingers! Usually used when you type something wrong on twitter or Facebook!

Fuck sake that's not meant to say that I've got such gimpy fingers today

gimpy fingers by Johnc80 October 9, 2013

Phone fingers 

When you're typign on yuor phone but your fat figners are too big for the tiny-as-fcuk kyes and yuo misspell evrey secodn word

A: hye mate, whta's up?
B: lol what?
A; sorry, fuckign phone fingers

Phone fingers by PÜNGLICH April 13, 2014

assistive fingers 

To use your fingers as a last result.

Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.

assistive fingers by Diddly dong June 25, 2014

Nip Fingers 

A variation of the drinking game "Edward FortyHands," in which one tapes one nip of alcohol to each finger. Can be a race or played casually.

I'm going to get so blacked out off Nip Fingers tonight.

Nip Fingers by Captain Nip Fingers November 8, 2015

clicky fingers 

When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.

Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.

clicky fingers by Logoftheshow June 10, 2016