Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow

The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Focata

Can be used in place of any cuss word or insult

What kind of focata is this? That rule is a bunch of focata. They made ziti again, it tastes like focata

by M8APH6 August 27, 2025

Fecal Pickle

A Piece of shit in a jar of piss and random rotten ingredients, such as, Kambucha, rotten jalapeños, rotten monster energy and toe fungus

Man I cant wait to get home and munch on my fecal pickle!

Oh man I usually wrap my fecal pickles in fruit roll-ups and freeze it!

by Gumpy Punper November 19, 2025

Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomic nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to a “fatality” but without the death.

Chad 1: Hey bro, did you hear about Estéban’s Dad who caused that hobo to have a fecality?

Chad 2: No man, what happened!?

Chad 1: He judo throwed that sucker so hard he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomous nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to “fatality”.

Chad 1: did you hear about Estéban’s Dad causing that shoplifter to have a fecality?

Chad 2: What!? No dude, what’s that!?

Chad 1: he judo threw him so hard that he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

Fecal Savant

One who has the magical ability to immediately tap into the Fecodimension, an alternate plane of reality composed entirely of Feces, and use its power to control and manipulate life on Earth.

Don't steal that guy's roll of teepee, he's a Fecal Savant and you'll regret it

by Chunkmastarr January 13, 2026